May 22nd, 2008
As proof that my eyes are going bleary and that I'm working really hard on ExpressionEngine 2, I present this little gem. Sometime near the end of yesterday, I started to lose my mind. I had been coding for nearly 2 days straight, and had hit setback after setback (I have very little to show for those 2 days unfortunately). An interesting thing happens to me when I'm stressed and tired and frustrated... my mind wanders. It wanders far. In this case, back to 90s rap (keep reading, I swear I'm going somewhere with this). So I did the only logical thing, I decided to drag Derek Jones into the gutter with me and hit him up over IM. He was having a frustrating moment of his own. I was eager to offer a solution:
Me - I have a solution. extend the magic class...
Jones - ::slaps head:: I forgot about it, as per usual.
Me - here's some code
$this->magic->2_legit_2_quit('hey hey');
Jones - you didn't...
And it goes downhill from here...
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May 20th, 2008
EllisLab.com got a bit of an over-hauling yesterday by Rick. The new site is much more spacious and clean, and well… sexier. Now normally a site redesign would be a one line entry, or possibly no entry at all, but this new site brings something very, very cool with it. It features what I consider (without overstatement) to be the greatest company profile pages of all time. Each of the EllisLab staff have been masterfully illustrated as a super hero. The results are positively stunning.
Keep reading to see them.
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May 06th, 2008
Ever get so wrapped up in your work that you forgot to eat? I found an alternate source of sustenance. My cat.
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April 30th, 2008
- Rickrolling is funny when its unexpected. If every freakin' link you send me is a link to youtube
I'm going to stop thinking its funny I stopped thinking it was funny after the second time you did it.
- "It doesn't work" is not a valid request for help.
- Having the solution in front of you, and then rebuilding it is much easier then building something from scratch. When you see a new feature or change in your favourite software, try not to look at the result and think to yourself "that was easy". Definitely don't contact the author of said change and tell him it was easy. That's just "bad form"©.
- Would somebody from Rogers please come clean and admit that the real reason they want me to switch to e-billing has absolutely nothing to do with the environment? Over the years I've requested (in writing) they stop sending me so much crap many times. How many companies tell us to "consume more because its good for the environment"? Blah.
- In the vein of real environmentally conscious companies, let me just say that I've been thrilled with Bullfrog Power since the first day I contacted them. If you're in Ontario or Alberta, switch now - you'll be glad you did.
- Telling someone who's trying to help you with something that they are "selfish" because they won't log into your server and do your work for you is dumb.
- Webhosts who tell their customers that they've been "hacked" but offer no explanation, evidence, or logs are irresponsible bordering on criminal. Get yourself a real webhost if you've heard this before.
:: deep sigh of relief ::
I feel better now... ;)
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March 13th, 2008
Strangest thing I’ve read in a week. Could someone tell Yahoo I’m very happily married?
Note: I think this is cute, and a humourous diversion, nothing to get ancy about…
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February 04th, 2008
This post will constitute the extent to which I’ll talk about the Superbowl (which surprisingly, turned out to be a great game). Tom Petty is the Man. Period. There’s a special seat reserved in Rock and Roll heaven for guys like Tom Petty and Neil Young.
Don’t worry, Elvis is up in Rock and Roll heaven too… someone has to fetch Jimi Hendrix drinks…
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December 06th, 2007
I’m very proud to say that I’ve formally joined the EllisLab development team as a Technology Architect. In the near term future, I’m focusing on code changes to ExpressionEngine and CodeIgniter in our goal to get EE 2 out the door (its a major task). I’m looking forward to sinking a bit more time into the codebase, which I really haven’t had the opportunity to do.
Not many people realized it, but I was only onboard with EllisLab part time. I’d spend a few hours each day working there, mostly in the support forums, where I acted as Senior Technical Support Specialist. The rest of my day was spent running my business, which I’m fortunate was pretty busy. So yeah, I was the classic “freelancer” - keeping busy with client projects and programming. Freelancing was very good to me, but it’s a bit “unrewarding” (is that a word) to pour yourself into a project, and then have it end. What I really wanted professionally, was to be part of something “bigger then I am”.
Now EE 2 development is underway, and EllisLab needs a few more hands on deck. If ever there was something worth joining, if ever there was something that I want to have a legacy in… its ExpressionEngine and CodeIgniter. So I did something that scares the hell out of me - I put my business (which I’ve proud to say I’ve built up into a nice little organization since 1999) on hold, and accepted a senior role at EllisLab.
Time to start building up a new legacy.
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December 01st, 2007
Joanne and I are self-confessed “beer snobs connoisseurs”, and like to try different beers. Last weekend I commented that we hadn’t tried too many new beers recently. Apparently I struck a chord with her, because over the last 3 days here’s what has accrued in the beer fridge.
Most of those are 1 bottle from a six pack, but some (like those 3 stubbies) came in a pack.
... now I know what it feels like to be a father.
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October 02nd, 2007
I’ve always told people that scaffolding should NOT be used “in the wild”. Here’s proof (note the strategic cropping of beer from the frame).
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